I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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