my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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