They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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