I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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