People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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