Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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