Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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