All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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