he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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