After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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