we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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