But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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