apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
