a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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