Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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