Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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