he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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