She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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