This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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