You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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