Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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