I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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