So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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