I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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