Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
