Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize
