the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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