so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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