I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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