fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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