In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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