I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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