Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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