so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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