He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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