We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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