dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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