WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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