sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I love you. Go after that dick
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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