There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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