Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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