dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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