can u get pink eye on your cock?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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