so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
True college students do jello shots in the library
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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