so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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