Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You have to summon your inner elephant
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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