Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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