Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Do plants get herpes?
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