I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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