I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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