we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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