on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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